confessions of a total loser

Nonsense Post™ about album reviews

(im doing 700 words for this maybe even more so buckle up and grab a drink)

ok so the first album that comes to mind is blurryface bc im listwning to message man right now its such a good song really bippyboppy its a good song to show of your rapping skills and its really easy to rap let ne teach you how to rap it

"theyripitflipitbutthesearejusttripletswrotethisinthreeminutesitsjustsbdjjcndjjsks" tbh idk the lyrics but lets leave that aside bc in reality i have no idea how to rap btw the album is really good its really good fro listening if ur in a deep kinda mood like you wanns a study the core of the eadth with poetry and u cry to tyler like "man teach me how to poet" and he does the dougie or however you spell that and hes like "idk teach me how tobpoet soinds like teach me how to dougie"

anyway blurryface is good go buy it on the itunes store idk what u call it apple users i have an android i know i suck thats why i buy all my music at my crappy cd store that barely has anything othwr than five seconds of summer and one direction and katy perry and taylor swift

speaking of swift that album 1989 was also really catchy i find myself singing some of the songs in the album like "bAD BLOOD" and "blankspace" i dont really like what they did with the music video of bad blood tbh i dont think rap suits the song its just really pop and i dont think mixing rap into it will make a good cake mix i have no idea what cake has to do with this

and cake yes thats a melanie martinez song and i love it when she goes "iM just a piece of cake for u to just discard while u walk away with the frosting on my heart" or something like that the lyrics of crybaby is really deep i like listening to it when im mad at someone so like i feel like i dont wanna kill somoeone bc like killing is bad and the metaphors are good

oh yeah whats that song with the word metaphoricallly in it hm hm i think its the one that goes "metaphorically blah blha blah and i ats deNIAL NUMBER FOUR" WAIT ITS ODE TO SLEEP I LOVE THAT SONG its from vessel vessel is a really good album and tyler once said its like a tiny liL journal of a person going through stuff and i was like aw thats really nice its so creative i love tøp thwyre nice

and like im so dissapoimtwd that they didnt sell regional at best anumorw liwl that album had some great tracks like glowing eyes and be concerned yea i love those songs good thing glowing eyes was on the bpnus part of vessel or i wpildve sued fueled by ramen bc thats bad man thats eveil wow i spelled evil wrong but thwrws no going back

and thwn im so excited for the new panic album its going to be swaggerific wow i am so gross did i just use swaggerific in a sentence smh at me i am a dissapointment im glad i didnt spell that wrong ok so the paniv album is gonna be fuckin doooope man its gonna go skyHigh and did i just start quotinh the drunk history of fall out boy i bettwr leave right now

but yeah i love thw tracks panci has been releasing so far but the best one was the emperors new clothes i sound so basic but its legit one of my favorite songs i sing it all the time but i only know like eightyninepercent of thw lyrics and whemwver i sing it i just mumble it BUT WITH FEELING OK

and the music video oh man have you seen shane dawson reacting to the music video oh god that was hilarious i wpild pay to see that video again sadly my wiif is so slow and i cant waych anything ao im stuck with all my old albums without spotify goodbye new albums hello old albums I cry cry cry crYBABY I FUCKING LOVW THAT ALBUM

BADLANDS I ALMOST FORGOT ITS A REALLY CATCHY ALBUM ITS GREAT TO listen with parents jk dont do that or else they will disconnect your internet connection bYe

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