confessions of a total loser

Nonsense Post™ about memes

memes oh god i love memes so much theyre like a best friend i never had oh my god memes are so amazing its like i was floating through outerspace then boom memes theyre amazing

but then i think am i a meme am i. Real pErson bu t then i realize my mother made chickn salad tgen i screamed "MMEmes" then i looked in her eyes then i saw pepe then i almosy faintef i wanna drink some memes for dinner fuck chciken salad can wait i want memes noW

i dream about memes oh i dream about memes all the time my friwnds say my memediction gets way out of hand then i slap them at the leg and say " no i am perfeckly fine i just want some memes pls get me some memes im bEgfinH you pls help me"

but then tyler joseph comes then slapsbz me in the pen and says "bRo ur nothin but an addict with a pen" then i start to cry bc josh pushes me and starts dj-ing then says "my name is dj spooky jim" thEn i CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I START THRASHING

then i hit rock bottom then i start crying too much bc i start whispering to myself "ive hit rock dan, i need to bop to the phil oh my hod im hilarious someone give me a grammy speaking of grammys isnt it fun to measure grams oh my god i love measuring grams especially if theyre grams of butter butterflies are so cute but so disgusting when you zoom them in bc they have small eyeballs ew"

i start looking into a bowl of apples then start the faint as i whisper "melapples" wow dThis is the end of me my last words are going to be melapples i hate myself why am i so melodramatic then i realize why i hate myself too much maybe its because of all the apples i ate oh wait i already talked about apples better stop that right now

when i listwn to music i bop to the beat but then i remember halsey sang one of my favorite songs called strange love and wow i love that song i could make so much memes about it like woeowkek

then i rmemever my purpose in thus world is to spread dank memes and not to be beaten down by da HATERS!! haterz can bacm off this booty bc i am an amazing meme who has no limits please dont hurt me i am nothinh but a figment of imagination

i am just a meme

kabOom

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(this is not scripted i just started typing and not backspacing this is the outcome)