tear stained tshirt (parody chapter)

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chapter 5

it was like 11:50 pm and you runnin late rite you like "yoooo shiiit"

u keep on swearin like a sailor gurl u ain't no sailor moon

hoooo shit there's ya crappy job ya still work at yo

"OH Ys MIK E FUCK ME HARDER PENETRATE ME" omg what is happenin?? should you walk in casually??? Or???

so fuck it i guess yolo amirite
so you find them homo males givin doggy style like mmmm watcha sayy

"o." U gulped an wipe away tha red blush on ya cheeks.

closing tha door n waiting for them to change the semen smellin uke say "(yn) come in we done sorry sorry gomen"

"o ok" you smiled "it's k i was jus a lil -"

"DISGUSTED?" jeremy say on the verge of tears
"nO yo gay is yay just surprise coz like never saw anything like that irl like yaoi lol"

"O ok well let's get to work k"

"K"

when yo cockblockin ass sit down, mike look away from you
"yo mike fam im chill with it"

He didn't belive u

"FAM ITS GOOD"

" :) "

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6 am you is tired as shit

"bye fam imm tired"

u go to home and like there's tht annoying buzz buzz like lightyear lol

"Hello?" U say
"Hi is this (yn)"
"Yeye whos callin"
"LOL how could u ferget ur farther"
"DAD??????2?2?1?11?!!"
"one n only lol"

you stop cryn like a lil bish for a lil and get real mad like hulk mad

"how the fukc fuckin did u get my number wtf"

"how the fukc fuckin am i not in yo phonebook yo" he rolled his eyes on the phone and says, "no attitude you lil bum"

"ATTITUdE???? I can spek how ever the fuCk I want "

"U won't in my presence "

"Ur presence? Fam u isn't even here or there yall just goin round fuckin bitches get money u think i like u dad?"

"that's it daughter im flyin there"

"fuck u i left so i could get away frm u u man slut"

u hang up

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you see Vince's number on ya phone "Vincent come over pl0x"

"Babe dw I'll b ther"

dream sequence :

"o vince we'll b together 5ever"

VINCENT GONE??? WHERE????

"dAUGTHER"

*kicks*

You: scREAMS NO

*punch*

You: NO PLS

dad + ??? : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLOLOL

U: ?????

GASP

VINCENT BBY NO

"aaaHHHhhH" u scream loud

"(Y/n) yoOOOO" vincent hugs u as u cry on him and tell him evrithing

"its ok bbg im not tht shitty"

u fall asleep and he does too

"thAnks vinceNt"

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