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|Ashton|

I was currently sprawled on the floor of Luke's living room, waiting for Calum and Luke to finish their video game so band practice could start.

From: Halyn the sex god
I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US TICKETS TO SOUNDWAVE!!!

I grin, glancing up at the boys before replying.

To: Halyn the sex god
You better believe it, babe

As an afterthought, I add another line.

To: Halyn the sex god
So... when are we fucking? ',:)

I lock my phone, tossing it to the side. When I look up, I notice that Michael is staring at me. I blush.

"So, who's the girl?" He asks with a shiteating grin, scooting closer to me. My eyes widen.

"What girl? It's just, um, it's just Halyn," I stutter, scooting father away. This, however, was bad timing on my part because my phone buzzed. It wouldn't have been a problem, except for the fact that Michael was closer. And he grabbed it before I did. Damn those gaming reflexes.

"HAH!" He yells, running behind the couch and opening my phone. Why the hell did I take off the password?!

"No! Michael!" I shout, following him and trying to get it back. He holds it out of my reach, as he's the taller one. Fucking short people problems.

"Let's see what messages were making you all smiley and blushy!" Michael exclaims, opening my messages app.

"No! Michael, stop it!" I whine, still grabbing for my phone. He just grins.

"Alright, let's see, Halyn the sex god? So obviously you couldn't be bothered to change the contact name," he snickers, clicking into the conversation.

"She's not the one that put that in," I mumble, blushing furiously. I cover my hot cheeks with my hands, returning to my former seat because there was no way I was getting my phone back before he read our messages.

"I still can't believe you got us tickets to soundwave!" He squeals in a high pitched voice that was nothing like my best friends, laughing. He froze. "Wait. YOU'RE GOING TO FUCKING SOUNDWAVE?!" He screams, eyes wide. I nod.

"February 26th," I mutter weakly. He glares at me.

"I've never been to a concert. Lucky bastard," he frowns.

"We've been saving money," I tack on, so he doesn't feel bad about not going. Happy Michael, happy band, right?

"Oh. ANYWAYS! 'You better believe it, babe!'" He continues, this time in a ridiculously low voice for me. I roll my eyes.

"Dick," I mutter.

"'When are we fucking?' WINKY FACE WITH RAISED EYEBROWS. Ashton, you cheeky bastard!" Michael reads, gasping. "What would your mum say? Taking advantage of a lady!" I study his face. His smile has dropped slightly.

"How'd Halyn reply to that?!" Calum asked, still focused on his game. Michael smirks, reading her reply.

"Let's see... She just said 'this again?' Ooh Irwin got re-ject-ed!" He laughs manically. I glare harder at him.

"Can I have my phone back now?" I ask, done with his shit.

"Hells no! GUYS! She's typing!" He shouts, getting excited again. I roll my eyes. She was probably just gonna say something like, nice try, Irwin. My phone buzzes, and Michael's jaw drops, along with his face.

"What did she say?!" I ask, panicking. Michael seems to be broken. Literally. He's frozen and isn't speaking. "Michael?!" I repeat, now pretty concerned. He shakes his head and reads out the message.

"That depends on how soon you can come over to destroy me, daddy. I'll do that thing you like, yeah? Winky face," Michael reads out, in shock at her dirty text. He stares at my phone, then up at me. The boys pause their xbox game, having heard the message. Calum is the first to recover.

"I knew you tapped that," he said casually, and Luke groaned, handing him $20. I shake my head.

"No! No! I don't-- We aren't--"

"Dude, it's okay to be her sexbuddy, she's hot," Cal continues. Luke smacks the back of his head.

"Calum!" Luke gasps. "She's his!" I'm fire truck red at this point.

"I'm not having sex with Halyn! We're just friends!" I blabber, trying to save the situation. Michael sighs.

"Ashton, you don't have to lie about fucking her," he says, tossing me my phone. I catch it and make a mental note to put on a passcode.

"Michael, I've never had sex with Halyn! I swear it!" I continue, staring up at him. He looks absolutely crushed.

"Then what, Ashton? What's 'that thing you like'?! Why is she calling you daddy?!" He shouts, now in a blind rage. I grimace.

"Once, when I was drunk, I told her about some of my, er... kinks," I admit, staring down at my hands. "She's joking. She's always refused to have sex with me because it would be weird. We kissed once, and didn't talk for a week because it didn't feel right. Halyn's beautiful, but I'm content with being her best friend," I say quietly. The boys just kinda stare at me.

"Take it," Calum says, giving Luke $20 and his money back. "Take your goddamn money before I fucking cry."

"I believe you," Michael admits, sitting down next to me once again. "Sorry for getting mad, bro," he adds, giving an apologetic smile. I pull him in for a hug.

"I feel the same way. Wanna go get some KFC? I get an employee discount," I ask, pulling away. He leans on my shoulder.

"I'm always a slut for discounted food."