Chanyeol's Epic Fail (not mine)

The Truth About Byun Baekhyun

“We’re going to the beach,” Kris tells me, handing me a bag.

“What?” I screech. Suho rolls his eyes.

“Well, technically we’re going to a camp site, there happens to be a beach not too far off it. We’re doing this as a team building exercise,” Suho explains.

I scowl.

“Why did no one tell me?” I growl. Sehun laughs loudly.

“We all knew you’d have problems giving up the internet access…” I flap my arms about crazily, hissing as I accidentally slap myself on the knee. Right where I’ve got this massive cut from falling up the damn escalator.

Don’t ask me how that even works. Stupid gravity.

If anything, you should have fallen down the escalator.

“SHUT UP, BRAIN!”

Chen flicks me on the nose, running off to the left. I notice there’s six small cabins made of wood and shaped kind of like teepees. They’re small and triangular.

“This is where you’ll all be staying,” the manager announces.

“Happy Hunger Games.”

I blink a couple of times, watching as our managers and basically civilisation in general start backing away, until there’s nothing.

“How long are we here?” I ask.

“Two weeks,” Suho explains. I glare at him.

“Two weeks without internet?” I complain rather loudly.

Suho ignores me.

“Right, everyone pick a partner. We’ll be bunking in pairs.”

I laugh stupidly. Isn’t it a given I’ll be with Byun Baekhyun?

“Come on Baekhyun!” I yell, dragging him off to the cabin on the far right. I see Luhan and Sehun take the one next to us, after that is Chen and Xiumin, followed by Tao and Kris, Suho and Lay, and finally Kai and Kyungsoo on the other end.

“Everyone get your stuff unpacked!” Suho yells.

“Once you’re all unpacked, we’ll go find wood and stuff for a campfire.”

“Wait, where’s the food?” Chen yells.

“Don’t worry about that. There’s a vegetable patch around here somewhere, and the company gave us enough food for a squadron of hungry army officials for at least a month. Food is not an issue,” Kris explains.

“The lack of Gucci products is!” Tao exclaims.

We all unpack, and surprisingly Baekhyun and I are the last to hit the wooden stumps that line the campfire area.

“We’re starting off with truth or dare,” Suho announces, lighting a match and chucking it onto the wood he’s gathered, which sits in the middle of our circle. The sun’s almost set, and it’s obvious no one wants to get involved.

“Can’t we just sleep?” Luhan complains.

“NO!” Suho yells loudly.

“YOU ALL LISTEN TO ME AND KRIS! We’re the leaders!!” Kris nods, stepping to the centre of the circle.

“We’re starting with Chanyeol. Truth or dare?”

I gulp loudly.

“Er… truth?”

I decide to be safe.

“What actually happened with those scars?” Kris asks, completely straightforward.