Chanyeol's Epic Fail (not mine)

Surrounded By Idiots

Finally, a day off.

We’ve been working straight for almost a month, without a spare day of calm. Dancing, singing, rapping, beat-boxing. My arms are tired, my legs are tired.

Baekhyun’s become a bit bitchy from being tired all the time…he's gone out I think... As for me, I intend to spend every hour of the day being my usual lazy-ass self.

In bed.

Baekhyun said his sleep-deprivation was your snoring on that interview.

I DO NOT snore.

What was it again? You breathe too loud, and then you make loud sniffling sounds before you fall asleep?

Better than yapping like a dog forty times once your head hits the pillow!

“Kyungsoo, what are you doing?” I yelp as my bed sinks.

He’s sitting on my leg. My unfortunately, stupidly, long leg. I shift my weight and he gets the idea.

“Oh, sorry.” Kyungsoo stands up and stares at me.

“What?”

He’s just standing in the space between Baekhyun's and my bed, his large eyes watching me as he chews on a sandwich.

With those wide eyes and jaw movements, I have difficulty distinguishing him from a goat.

“I need some advice… on my… er… sex life?”

My eyes widen.

“Dude, what?”

Come to think of it, Kai hasn’t been paying much attention to Kyungsoo recently, and both of them look kind of deprived.

“Please Chanyeol, just help me out!”

I squint at him. He’s actually serious.

“Why come to me?” I ask.

“You’re the only one that can help me!” he exclaims, flinging himself once again onto my bed. I scrunch up my face and he quickly jumps off again.

“Er, sorry!”

This kid has the memory span of a goldfish.

“Well see I would ask Sehun, but you know how he’s all ‘the world hates me’ and emo at the moment because of Luhan and that aegyo thing that’s ‘only meant for him’. Yeah, I think he locked himself in his room with StarCraft or something…”

I nod. Seems about right, that mopey brat.

“And Baekhyun’s being moody so…”

I scowl.

“What? I’m the last person you come to for advice?”

Kyungsoo shrugs.

“See, Kai’s been spending a lot of time with a certain… SHINee member. I mean, have you seen the way he looks at Taemin?”

I think for a minute.

“Well yeah. Taemin’s a good dancer, and Kai’s the lead for EXO-K. I suppose it’s to be expected.”

Kyungsoo sighs and punches me on the arm.

“What if it’s more than that?”

Huh?

“Well, I’ve never really thought about it like that…”

Seriously, Park Chanyeol. You’re really dense.