who knows what I'm doing

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Austin
All of us were sat in a circle, by all of us I mean Alan, Jalex (Jack and Alex), Kellic (Kellin and Vic), Perrentes (Mike and Tony), Phalentino (Phil and Tino), Fransykes (Josh and Oli), Jaime, Aaron, Ben and James. That's just some of us there's more. We were just talking about random things.

"okay so what do you think the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow?" Alan asked. Like I said random things.

"what the hell Alan who even thinks about that" Aaron asked

"what haven't you ever been curious about it" Alan retorted

"No I don't think any of us have ever thought about it" Vic said

"well maybe the person was jacking off the cow then swallowed what came out and decided I like this" Ben said.

"Somebody please remind me why I'm friends with you people because I have no reason" Phil said.

Jesus Christ these people are mental but hey they are my friends.

"I think we should move away from talking about cows and milk" Mike said pulling Tony into his lap.

"how gay" Oli said grinning.
"I'm a flaming homo like you Oliver" Mike replied.
"I really like buttsecks especially with Alex" Jack said

You see there is only so long Jack can go without telling a dick joke.
I zoned out to what was being said I was tired so it didn't matter.

Author's note
Short update but double update. I go back to school tomorrow so updating may be less frequent

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