facetime ; petekey

Five: Jam will ressurect Hitler

A/N: this is based off real life conversations I've had on Instagram.

Pete: I fucking hate the ig update

Mikey: it feels like a kik rip off lmao

Pete: ooh you can change group names

Mikey: Pete no

Pete: Pete YES

Petewentz420 changed the group name to 12,000 ants

Mikey: omg Pete

Petewentz420 changed the group name to not john

Mikey: are you serious Pete

Pete: no. Sirius is dead

Mikey: I just actually face palmed

Petewentz420 changed the group name to ironically dead

Mikey: are you done yet?

Pete: not yet

Petewentz420 changed the group name to at least 7

Petewentz420 changed the group name to slightly sad oatmeal

Petewentz420 changed the group name to a judgemental hat

Mikey: please tell me you're done

Petewentz420 changed the group name to not chocolate milk

Mikey: oh my god

Petewentz420 changed the group name to a minor neck injury

Mikey: I will block you

Petewentz420 changed the group name to literal fruit

Mikey: I'm not joking

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to bread pudding official

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to a sobbing parakeet

Mikey: how do you come up with these

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to grim cheddar cheese

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to a suspicious looking plant

Mikey: how can a plant be suspicious???

Petewentz420 changed the group name to a small bee fluent in German

Mikey: I give up

Petewentz420 changed the group name to an anticlimatic bass drop

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to an outdated rockstar

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to the state of Alabama

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to the sound of 12 small Pelicans

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to a satisfyingly fluffy cat

Petewentz420 has changed the group name to oops

Mikey: please say you're done

Pete: alright I'll stop

Mikey: I could go on an hour long rant about how annoying that was. Hell, I could rant about anything

Pete: you rant about a lot of things but I bet you couldn't rant about anything

Mikey: is that a fucking challenge

Mikey: give me anything and I'll rant about it

Pete: okay

Pete: jam

Mikey: IM SO PISSED AT JAM LIKE WTF ITS LIKE THE SAME AS JELLY LIKE IT HAS THE SAME TEXTURE AND IT LOOKS THE SAME BUT ITS NOT AND IT CONFUSES ME

Mikey: AND JAM IS DESTROYING FAMILIES, KILLING YOUR CHILDREN, SETTING TOWNS ON FIRE, STARTING WW3 AND RESURRECTING HITLER FROM THE DEAD

Pete: fuck omg I'm laughing so hard

Petewentz420 changed the group name to a slightly scared moose

Mikey: are you fucking kidding me

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