facetime ; petekey

Twenty Seven: memes, memes, memes

Mikey has added Gee, FroFro, Frankie, Pete, Pattycakes, Halsey, Melaniee, Tyler and Spooky Jim to a chat

Pete: Mikey I'm right next to you why am I in this chat

Tyler: wait wait wAit

Mikey: why are we waiting

Tyler: you met? wHEN

Spooky Jim: hOW DID I NOT KNOWWWW

Halsey: I'm feeling sO attacked right now

Melanie:❕❕❕ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❕❕❕!!!! This👇 is the last year being a kid😕👦👧! Because NEXT YEAR! We gone be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING🎉💃DRINKING🍻🍸🍹🍷MAKING OUT AND SEX👅💦😳PERIODS😟🍫HEARTBREAKS💔😪MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7TH GRADE)

Pattycakes: wHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

Pete: wHY AM I LAUGHING

Frankie: you're 17

Gee:  Louis 👱💏  broke the condom 🍆🚫 but I would never 👎❌ break our friendship 😋💕

Tyler: hOLY FUCK

Spooky Jim: today 📅 is 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ but I will not 🚫👎 get high 🚬🍃🌾 the only thing that will be high 🍃🍁 is my grades 📗📖✏️ because I am a child of GOD 😇👸

FroFro: it's not even April

Mikey: THIS IS SO FUNNY

Mikey: I NEED MORE

Pete: that's what she said

Frankie: 📅This Sunday📆 We Set Our Clocks🕛🕑🕓🕕🕗🕙🕛 An Hour Forward ⏩ But Im Here To Tell You 💬 👆That Im 🚫 N O T 🚫Leaving Your Ass 🍑 Behind 💯💯 We Move On Together 👫 So When The Sun Goes Down 🌃 We Wake Up ✔️ Together ✔️ This Is Our Future 🌇🌅 This Is Our Time⌚️ Happy Daylight Savings 🎉🎊 You A Main Hoe

Pete: I can confirm that Mikey is lying on his bed pretty much crying with laughter

Tyler: same Mikey

Spooky Jim: bitch me too tf

Halsey: this ♈️alentine's day 💘💖💕💗 i dont need a man 🚹🚷👦🙅 to make me happy 😊. i L⭕️♈️E mySELF ✔️💯♥️✔️ which is all i need 😍😘 so tonight 🌃🌒🌙 i'll get dressed up 👄💅💄👙 get some flowers🌸🌷🌹get some numbers 💌💋💟📳 and 💔break💔 some 💛💙💜💚❤️💞s. here's to 💕💖💞💗💘 the single life ❌⭕️❌⭕️

Melanie: why is that me

FroFro: Ladies 💁👯 and gentlemen 👴👨, I 👈 am just gonna state 🇺🇸 the obvious: we have a doppelganger👭 in our midst 👀. As an artist 🎨🎶 who respects 😍 creative👌👈 integrity 👏 and intellectual 📚📖 property, I am disgusted 😷😷😷 at how much you have copied 👬 my husband 👰💑. From the hair 💇 to the suit 🎩, do you not have any value 💸 or respect 😍for originality ✏️? You're a laughing stock 😹😂😝, it's cheesy 🐭🍕, it's disgusting😱💩😷. I personally found it absolutely artistically🎹🎤 atrocious👿👺. I am embarrassed 😳😳😳😳to be sitting 💺💺💺here in your presence 👐having to even dignify👑👑 you👉👉 with an answer ❓ of my opinion.🚮🚮

Gee: I CAN HEAR MIKEY LAUGHING FROM DOWNSTAIRS

Mikey: im honesgrkt laufhung so muxh

Pattycakes: honestly same

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I just started crying for no reason and I feel really sad so sorry if this seems a bit dull.
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