facetime ; petekey

Six: Watermelons and Dead Babies

A/N: this chapter will contain some jokes about dead babies so if you like don't read it. The chapter isn't really important to the plot anyway so it wouldn't matter if you skipped it. I was just being safe just in case anybody is sensitive to this kinda thing. Anyway, if anyone's still reading, let's get on with the chapter.

Pete: heyyyyy mikes im back from hell

Pete: *school

Mikey: true it is hell

Pete: wanna hear some jokes

Pete: specifically dead baby jokes

Mikey: what, why dead baby jokes

Pete: idk Brendon was telling us lots at lunch today, he only stopped bc Ryan slapped him lmao

Mikey: omg fine go ahead

wentzel: what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon,,, ?

Mikey: idk

Wentzel: ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the others a watermelon

Mikey: omfg

Mikey Mouse: thats horrible lmao

Wentzel: wanna hear more

Mikey Mouse: umm,,,,,, sure

Wentzel: what goes pink red pink red pink red

Mikey Mouse: ??

Wentzel: a baby in a blender

Mikey Mouse: OMFG

Mikey Mouse: SCREAMIH

Mikey Mouse: I VANT BREATGE

Wentzel: whoops

Mikey Mouse: ive got a joke

Wentzel: ok

Mikey Mouse: why was the clowm sad

Mikey Mouse: *clown

Wentzel: idk m8

Mikey Mouse: his family was killed

Petey: omfg

Petey: that's dark

Mikey Mouse: my brother told me that one

Mikey Mouse: he's probably at franks house rn

Petey: I gotta take a shower brb

Petey: gotta zayn**

Mikey Mouse: omg ok seya,,

A/N: it's short ik but it's just a little filler chapter bc I may have the tiniest bit of plot coming up *gasp*

Anyway, comments are cool!!!
Bye!