So I made my friend scream at school today.
*Dirty Mind kicks in. *
Me: NO GET OUT.
Okay here's how it went down.
I was talking to my friends at lunch and my friend Rick threw a candy bar at my friend Kayla. It happened to hit the top of my head and I turned to give him the death glare. He stops and just slowly says:
"Okay Sofia, don't move, don't move."
And then my friend Gaby was like:
"SOFIA THERE IS A FREAKING BIG ASS SPIDER ON YOUR NECK"
So basically I swatted at my neck and here was the spider's travels:
Probably fell from a tree
On my neck
Swatted down to my boobs
Further smacked down to my shoes
Kicked into the grass
Squashed under someone's foot
And that my friends is why I probably now have arachnophobia.
*This actually happened but names have been changed, blah blah blah type more legal stuff here.
