This is a collection of stuff my sister said that I thought needed to be shared.
(She's like 10 btw)
Sister: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 2.
Me: 1.5
Sister: No it's pickle.
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Sister: Have we ever had eggnog?
Dad: Yeah, do you want to buy some today?
Sister: No I want to buy it on December.
Me: *nose exhale* On December?
Sister: Yes. I want to drink eggnog on a big D. *realizes what she said* OH WAIT
Everyone: *is laughing*
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Sister: Wait what's the sixth month of the year?
Dad: June.
Sister: June. Jujuju ju
Dad: What are you doing?
Sister: I have no idea anymore.
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