*Driving around and sightseeing*
Me: Oh wow she's really pretty.
Dad: What do you mean? You're just as pretty as her.
Me: Dad that's not how I meant it.
Dad: *oblivious af* How did you mean it?
Me: Dad? Did you forget?
Dad: Wait what? Forget what? What did I forget?
Me: dad im not straight.
Dad: *Realization* O-Oh
Disclaimer: i just my personality is gay
