"Hey you're in charge of the 3 o'clock appointment" I heard my coworker shout.
"Which one?"
"Justin Beiber's."
"Alright then" I looked at the clock and realized it was five minutes until 3.
I walked out an saw him sitting on the couch waiting for her appointment. I ushered her in and waited for her to lay down.
I injected the anesthetic and watched her fall asleep, not in the Edward Cullen way.
"Here we go. Weirdest operation I've ever had." I grabbed the saline bags and begun the procedure.
"Well it looks like the breast implant went smoothly and-"
"Oh god I don't feel good."
"W-What do you mean? Are you okay?" The bulge I mistook for fat disappeared. A small weird giggle was heard.
"Much better." A small being with a green hat crawled out from under her dress.
"Did you just give birth to an elf in my office?"
"Maybe" I stood awestruck as she grabbed the placenta and the elf and ran away screaming "Santa loves me now".
