**I hope you enjoy this creation created by my little sister. :)
2019, Summer
It was the Summer of 2019, Obama is suffering with cancer. Donald Trump is doing great as our leader (not). Michelle Obama has died because Hillary Clinton set the K.M.O.P. (aka the Kill Michelle Obama program). Kanye is writing speeches for president. Kim Kardashian is getting a butt like the universe. Nicky Minaj is getting jealouuussss.
I walk outside on a normal day, seeing the Derp news on Channel 69, but I prefer to watch trolls online on youtube4billion. I also like Disney... I have history with them... I get into my air car and drive to MoonMoneys, my fav spin off of Starbucks (get it?! star moon bucks money!?... no? ok). I get the crack salt crapuccino, and go to my job.
I'm watching Channel 69 as I drive there, I saw that Donald Trump is now a EmEm, the spin off of meme. They call him "D.T_360", Donald Trump 360, but some famous celebrities are starting to disappear, JB JT JD JG Jtimes1billion, lots of js, but also some long lost losers, like JB, Mitt Romney, Miley Cyrus, and Ariana Grande.
So I realized what we're all forgeting, daaammmmnnnn daaanniieeell! What are thoseee! you stupid! 21! lebron james! Anybody remember that? Then I realized something, I pulled over the car and did not come out unless I needed to pee. What if all those things I just mentioned were a part of the... the... Wait.
ILLUMINATI! YOU'VE COME TO TAKE OUR SOULS!!! ... What if you organized it a certain way...
Damn Daniel Illuminati
d d e take out letters ill mina i
just missing a few characters!
ill mina i
You stupid!
yo s p d illuminati
Then I thought: Omg, The Illuminati is real. You just gotta take words from 2015 and 16 trends, I'm a genius, but then, it hit me. The K.M.O.P. What if it WASN'T the KMOP? What if was the kangaroo money of puberty? Think of it, Hillary made up the KMOP to kill Michelle. Back in 2015, people lived to be 90+, that's a baby time! Now people live to be 130 years old! Remember the oldest lady in the world who was 116? Well, she lived just that long because she knew Hillary. They were friends from high school, they lived and loved each other growing up, and always gossiped about Tiffany's earrings. Kangaroos live 20 years. Humans in 2015 and 16 lived to be 115,or something like that.
What if Hillary was KILLING kangaroos and making new ones at the same time. She is taking the lives of her OWN animals just to live an extra 20 years! How is she making new ones? SHE IS A KANGAROO!
Nothing illustrates the sickness of American politics more clearly than the latest round of Benghazi hearings — at which Hillary Clinton will testify this week.
It was clear from the start that Republicans created the House Select Committee on Benghazi as a political weapon that could be used against Clinton.
That my friends, is from a article. On Bing, Google, I searched up, "is Hillary Clinton a kangaroo". I kid you not, that was the first website. I am amazed! I get out of my car after 6 months and my hair is so long no one will even recognize me, I am a short haired person I tell a man at a 11'o7 and he has no time because people are buying things and nobody will listen.
My apartment is a DUMP I probally got robbed from all my purpleish pink sparkly posters.
I sat down, had coffee, got my old name tag out, and re wrote the words, Miley Cyrus on my name tag, sat down,and got to work.
none of this is real and was made up as i went.
written by a human
