REAPPEARANCES! BUCKLE YOUR DICKS AND TITS, AND GET READY FOR CURSING, YOU ASSWADS, SLEEP DEPRIVED SOFIA MAKES ANOTHER SHOWING
Whoop be boop, I got tagged for the History Challenge by MadeWithFandoms funfunfunfunfun!
Okay, let's see. It all started back when my mom was- Oh wait not that kind of history.
It started January of 2015, my friend had been urging me to get it, the_fangirls_guide and I was like "fucking christ, shut the fuck up i'll get it." So I got it.
My first ever username was (fucking christ get ready) Summerlover12. Go on, get it out. Laugh all you want you sick fucks I thought it was cool.
I had just messed around and shit mainly, reading all of my friend stories (the_fangirls_guide The_Rainbow_Dan Galactic_Hitchhiker Demigods_guide ) until I remembered something. "Holy shit that one time in sixth grade when I found that notebook for summer break." I had found an empty notebook in my house (fucking extinct species from my sister when she was five and my mom when she was in nursing school. {not even fucking joking my sister would literally draw a dot and use the next page, not even back to back})
Anyway, about this notebook, brought it to school and just wrote in it in my free time. I know what your thinking. "Sofia what the fuck makes you think your 11-12 year old self wrote any good shit." So then I say " Hey you fucking fuckhead, get with the times modern day sixth grade is full of girls already having boyfriends and stupid sex jokes." Well, at least my sixth grade was.
MOVING ON, I was like okay let's Metatron this shit and transfer it to Wattpad. I still have it up and it's called "Scars". (don't read it I will literally die) I made it about this girl, Alison Spearman, who was bullied by the cliche bully with the squad and she was suicidal and depressed and I had to search up a lot of really fuckin weird shit but it doesn't matter any more.
I also changed my username like halfway through this book which was really funny because I was too lazy to change the cover so it used to have my old username.
Nearing the end of this book (like in september or something) I started this book! the origins are from random ass text between my friend and I and it just kind of evolved into a whole bunch of shitpost.
About a week or so after finishing Scars (mid august) I started Life Is Weird, a fanfiction about supernatural. I used to have a really consistent update schedule with maybe only updating a day late once or so. Now I just kinda update whenever because I think to myself "YOOOO THIS IS GONNA BE FUCKIN DOOPE" but then it just kinda turns into "eh."
Okay then-(whoops i kinda forgot to mention i started a scenario thing for all my books okay carry on) I created a new book because I thought "Fuck it im just gonna move all that shit here."
After THAT I made another book which was just kinda for plots I wanted to write, but wouldn't be enough for an entire book on it's own. So basically a drabble/short stories book.
And now, here I am, creating shitposts for the entire world to see.
I'm to lazy to check which of my (few) friends are even active anymore so fuck it, you do you man.
