Friend: Hey are you okay? You seem a bit down.
Me: I'm alright, I'm just on my period.
What they think: The Niagra falls of blood has been bestowed upon us, there is no hope for humanity, the world will end from the female's destruction, every one will die! Save the children! Take them far away, protect them from this evil! Satan has risen, Satan walks the Earth, get to the bunker, save The Queen of England!
What I mean: I ruined my favorite panties.
