Me before becoming friends with current friend: Wow! They are so cool. I feel like if I talk to them they won't like me. Man, I wanna be friends with that person.
Me now: What the fuck do you want you want you dumbass bitch?

Befriending
Me before becoming friends with current friend: Wow! They are so cool. I feel like if I talk to them they won't like me. Man, I wanna be friends with that person.
Me now: What the fuck do you want you want you dumbass bitch?