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So we had this passion speech presentation for on of my finals and everyone did theirs on music, sports, blah blah blah teenager stuff. I, however, explained respect. Sexualties and genders, races, life choices, all kinds of stuff people get crap about. (also my senpai the_fangirls_guide helped me with genders and stuffs, arigato!)

This is just a collection of stuff that happened during my presentation, and another girl's.

Enjoy :)

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*After my presentation(and everyone else's) questions were asked.*

Girl: So do you support...*uncomfortable face* rights?

My Mind: BITCH ALERT! WARING! WARNING! HOMOPHOBIC BULLSHIT IN PROGRESS

Me: What kind of rights are you implying?

Girl: You know... *quiet voice* gay rights.

Me: I support people  rights, if that's what you're implying. *I'm a Boss plays in background*(lol i wish)

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Another question.

Girl 2: *sassy tongue click* Well, how would you explain this to a younger audience?

My Mind: Bitch what the hell, these kids nowadays be eatin their boogers and shit, getting the phone screen nasty and shit. Gurl what the hell you mean we're in middle school just cuz you're two years older don't make you their elder but fine I'll answer yo stupid ass question.

Me*as if explaining to 5 year old*: Well I would tell them that they should love who they want to love and they shouldn't be mean to people just because they aren't the same race, their family has two moms or two dads, or skin color. I would also tell them that just because their mommies and daddies buy them skirts or trousers, doesn't mean they can't wear the opposite.

 Anxiety Mind: Holy hot tamale bread sticks i am so cool

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So there was a girl giving her presentation on music, which I had no problem with at all, she is nice to me, and she had that shirtless picture of Justin Bieber. *french mustache appears* Allow me to explain what happened.

*picture pops up*

Literally the rest of the girls: OMG LEIK HE'S SO HAWT

Me: *confused face*

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Me: where is his shirt? 

Classmate Next to me: Jeez thank god there's a girl with common sense here. *pats my back*

Me: *cough* ow.


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