Shorts

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*wears shorts while camping*

Me: Wow why have I not worn shorts in a while?

*at home*

*scratching legs from a shit-ton of bug bites*

Me: Oh yeah that's why.

A/N: So, lovelies, I would like to start a program. Two actually. 

First, the Junk Drawer. This could be lame, or hilarious. Give me a list of items e.g. Banana, tree, and a bird. And a genre and it will be turned in to a story! Well, not a story but a thing here on AM. I apologize if you wish for sad stories but I will more than likely make it over dramatic and funny. (I would credit you of course.)

Second, the Inquisition. No, sadly there is no form of torture here. You can ask me any question and I will answer. Unless it's too personal, y'all should know the question border.

That is all I have and I hope you participate!

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