*Me looking at group fan art of fandom*
*points at characters*
Okay, you're dead.
You are also very dead.
Totally dead.
Very dead.
You, however, are the deadest.
You are still dead.
You got to stay alive I guess.
You got almost no screen time but are still very dead.
You seemed interesting but dead.
You are an asshole who really shouldn't be alive but oh well.
You are an asshole who is dead.
You give me physical pain to think about you.
You made me cry, fuck you.
You also made me cry, rest in peace child.
You were dead to begin with.
You didn't last five seconds.
You sacrificed yourself for meaning.
You sacrificed yourself for the secret asshole.
You were a bad guy.
You were that one person in that one group.
You're that one younger dead.
You're that one older dead.
You died of natural causes.
You got some disease.
You blew the fuck up.
You were pretty hot, but you're dead.
You were nice and now you are dead.
You lacked character developement.
You're death wasn't sad and was very anticlimactic.
You shouldn't be bustin' memories in here, don't do that shit.
You didn't even allow me to learn who the hell you were.
You weren't found anywhere so I don't know if you are dead.
You caused a person to lose their shit.
You made another person die.
You two died at the same time.
You were their best friend why did you die.
You made the whole fandom go to shit and everyone cried.
I thought this would turn out funny but now I just got sad.
