The Wolf and The Bat

Horror Revealed!

Friday came around and the Mythical Stuidies class filled slowly. The students were anxious. What was so horrible that they had to sign a waiver. Once everyone was seated, Vix came in.

"Alright class. Are you all ready? I expect you to still take notes, though I won't blame you if they're half shit. Are you all ready?" She didn't let anyone respond before she started the movie up. Eren automatically grabbed Levi's hand under the table. His palms were sweaty, and it completely grossed Levi out, but he had promised the brat that he'd hold his hand, and besides the sweat, it wasn't half bad. The title on the screen made their jaws drop.

"You're fucking making us watch Twilight?" A kid in the back nearly screamed. Vix nodded.

"Do you see why I had you sign waivers?" She started to crack up a bit. Eren and Levi turned to each other, and sighed, releasing the other's hand. They had been so worked up about this, for some shitty teenage romance drama? Neither had ever watched the movies, or even LOOKED at the books, but they had a basic knowledge of what it was about. Human/Vampire/Werewolf love triangle which isn't even really a triangle and is stupid beyond belief.

So as the movie went, Levi and Eren picked on each other.

"So, I never knew vampires sparkled like a fucking disco ball. Or had bullshit powers besides mind altering." Eren growled. Twilight had almost nothing on werewolves, so he couldn't poke much fun at Levi. By the end of the movie, most of the class was pissed with Vix.

"What kind of bullshit is this!?"

"Language damn it! And since it's almost Halloween, I wanted to play something that is horrifying in a not so traditional sense. What kind of vampire fucking sparkles? Seriously? They're supposed to burn up in the sun and scream in agony. Nope, not in this case. And it's a fucking romance. And it's stupid!" Vix sighed. "Anyways, next class we will be continuing this hell show. You have to be here because it's actually important for you to watch ALL of these.... things...." And so class was over and Levi and Eren left.

"That was aweful." Eren said, pouting a little. "I'm not a disco ball." Levi snickered.

"It could be worse." Eren turned to his wolf friend.

"How could it be worse? That turned vampires into a laughing stock. That humanized my race. I'd rather watch something that demonized us to a point where witch hunts started up again than have people sit around and giggle. And no, that was bullshit! Blood is blood. Even if it's from a different source. There is no such thing as a vegan or vegitarian vampire. That's bullshit! It's like an alcoholic saying their a vegetarain by drinking vodka instead of beer! It's still fucking alcohol!" Levi chuckled at the vampires rant, which continued on how bullshit the movie was.

"Come down brat. It was a movie. It was all fiction. Calm down."

"Damn right it's all fiction! They couldn't of even choosen a hot guy to play the lead vampire. And wasn't he that guy who died in the fourth Harry Potter?" Levi cocked an eyebrow.

"You watch Harry Potter?"

"My friend Armin watches and reads it. He's majoring in Modern Lit."

"I thought he was majoring in Molecular Chemisty?"

"He's double majoring, and triple minoring." Levi cocked an eyebrow.

"Is he trying to kill himself?" Eren shrugged.

"Half of us think that by the time he finds a mate he'll have majored or minored in half the ones avalible on the planet." Levi cocked an eyebrow. "He gets all of his homework done in an hour. Perfect hand writing and A+ material everytime. Not even lying."

"I thought you said you never fucking saw each other even though you shared a dorm room?"

"He triple checks his homework, studies at least three chapters ahead, and he repeatedly does it, so by the time they make it to a chapter, he's studied it three times prior. He also works at the campus book store. He doesn't do well sitting around and not doing something productive."

"Does he have a life?" Levi asked. Eren nodded.

"More or less. Oh, and he's a fucking tactical genius. He plays, like, seven MMORPGs, and he kicks everyones ass in Halo, COD, and other games like that. Oh, and he's a fucking troll." Levi cocked an eyebrow. "Let's say that he may be smart enough to hack into someone's XBox or PS3/PS4 using a fucking scientific calculator." Levi's eyes widened a fraction.

"That fucker could rule the world." Eren nodded.

"But he wouldn't. He said Mikasa and I could have it because it's fun to mess with people in the shadows." Levi's eyes twitched.

"I thought he was a shy little shit."

"Oh, he is. Don't get that wrong. This is just stuff he's told Mikasa and I. He's never like that in front of others. He'll tease me mercilessly, but that's it."

"He teases you?" Eren blushed.

"Let's just say that when my mother gave us the 'college talk' on move in day, he jumped at the opportunity to tease me about it, even if he was blushing moments before." Levi chuckled.

"Your mom gave you the college sex talk?" Eren nodded.

"Dad gave us the vampire talk, Mom gave us the sex talk."

"No party talk?"

"Nope. Vampires don't party like humans. We're a little more... rowdy... and having the cops called on a vampire party... isn't pretty." Levi was about to ask when Eren shook his head. "You don't want to know. All I will tell you, is that it was fucking Jean's fault, not mine, and I still don't know how the chandelier ended up in the middle of the road, or how the car ended up in the pool. It was fucking Jean's fault." Eren growled lowly. "Fucking horse faced son of bitch." Levi cocked an amused eyebrow.

"You don't sound to fond of this Jean fucker."

"I'm not. He's dating my fucking nephew." He sniffled. "He was so pure. So sweet and innocent, and that fucker tainted him!" Eren growled. "He's not good enough for Marco! Marco deserves someone as saint like as himself! If only him and Christa were straight. That'd be as close as a saint couple as we could get, but instead they're both dating devil spawn."

"I don't remember spawning vampires." Eren chuckled.

"Right, forgot you were Satan." Levi smirked.

"I feel insulted, brat. How dare you forget how important I am?" Eren chuckled again.

"Yes. I apologize for bastardizing your name." Levi nodded.

"Fucking better be." And with that, they went their seperate ways.