The Wolf and The Bat

Attack on Supportive Moms

Friday rolled around with the test on Kitsunes, but Eren's disappointment about finishing the intriguing section turned into nervousness as he waited in his room with Levi for his parents to come. He wondered for about two seconds where the fuck Levi was going to sit in the van, but decided that his lap was the safest place and as long as the cops didn't see them, no one cared.

That's a lie of course. Carla could drive and therefor brought the car. But Grisha would be driving the car back with most of the luggage, leaving Carla to ask all of her questions. Of course, she'd call Grisha and keep him on speaker so that he could converse as well. But that wasn't the problem.

As soon as Carla saw Eren, she was on him with questions flowing a mile a minute.

"How was Levi's mating season? Is he still in it? Have you given him a hand job? Blow job? Have you had sex yet? Did it hurt? Did you use condoms? Lube? Anal beads? Which position? Doggie? Missionary? Did you ride him? Did you sixty nine? Did you do it romatically or like wild animals? Eren I swear if you're still a virgin I won't let you step foot in my door." Eren and Levi blushed, paled, and Levi smirked a few times. But in the end, the bluhes on both of their faces remained.

"You know, I would HATE it if Maman was here too." Eren said, leaning over to Levi. The werewolf nodded.

"She'd have more fucking questions." Carla grabbed Levi's ear and pulled.

"Did you fuck my son? Because if you didn't, you aren't allowed in my fucking van." She said. Levi whimpered a little as he rubbed his ear and Eren kissed it.

"You need to watch your language Levi." Eren cooed softly. Levi just sighed.

"Carla, you can't force them to have sex." Gisha said as he finished grabbing Armin's things for the ride back.

"I can damn well try!" She huffed as she turned back to Eren to continue sassing, but stopped, eye wideneing.

"Mom?" She squealed, making Levi and Eren winced as she rushed over and tilted his chin away.

"GRISHA!" She screeched. Smiling wide. "Oh Eren they're beautiful! And they look fresh." Grisha walked back in.

"What is it?" The older vampire asked his mate.

"How fresh are these? In your medical opinion?" Carla asked. Grisha just looked between his mate and son a few times before sighing and inspecting the marks on his sons neck.

"There a few days old. Except this one. This one looks like it may have been this morning." Carla nodded.

"So at least we know they're getting frisky." Her nose twtiched as she leaned into Eren and inhaled. "You smell like sex." She whipped her phone out.

"Adalene they're having sex! Yes, I can smell Levi all over Eren and he smells like sex! I don't know yet, but I have a few hours with them in the van before we make it to Shingashina, and then some time while I drop off the other two. Yes I asked, but they haven't answered yet. Yes you should! I'll call you back in a few mintues!" And she hung up.

"We're fucked." Eren and Levi said in unison. Carla grabbed their ears and then smiled.

"Oh Eren. My baby. You final got your cherry popped! We won't be leaving for Germany until tomorrow, and then I don't know what's happening, so remember, quiet by nine and if you need to there are rooms downstairs you can use if you need to!" And she spun and walked out of the room.

"You ever think our moms are TOO supportive?" Eren asked his boyfriend as they headed out of the dorm.

"Every fucking day." And they piled into the van. Mikasa sat in the front and Carla called Grisha, and Adalene for a three-way call.

"Levi! Baby is it true you fucked Eren?" The entire call was quiet.

"Carla, I don't want to hear about my son's se-"

"You are staying on the line damn it." Carla said. "Now, Levi, answer your mother." Levi sighed.

"Yes Mother." The van was filled with two squeals.

"Oh Carla, our baby's popped each other's cherries" Mikasa and Armin looked at each other, pulled out their iPods, plugged in their headphones, and left Eren and Levi to fend for themselves.

Four hours later, Levi and Eren where tired of talking about sex. Carla and Adalene had tried to squeeze as many details as they could out of their sons, and Mikasa, Armin, and Grisha wished they knew nothing.

"Well Adalene, I'm going to have to let you go. I'll talk to you later." Carla chirped happily.

"Definately Carla! I looked forward to it! Levi, I think Carla said something about stuffing Eren's bed stand with condoms and lube." Levi and Eren blushed. "Goodbye! I'll see you all soon!" And the call ended as Carla pulled into the Yeager driveway.

"Well, here we are. Eren, make sure you have everything. We're going to be in Germany for a week. And don't forget your flute! You still haven't played for your grandmother." Eren nodded as him and Levi headed into the house and went to Eren's music studio to help pack a few thing up.

"I hate our mothers sometimes." Eren said as he grabbed the black flute.

"You fucking think? That was fucking horrible!" Levi growled as he sat on the floor. Eren walked over and straddled his lap as he sat down and kissed his werewolf.

"It could have been worse." The vampire said, nuzzling Levi's neck.

"How the fuck could them asking about our sex lives infront of your father and friends not be the worse fucking thing possible?" Eren shrugged.

"They could have asked to watch." Levi sighed.

"Damn it. I really hope my mother has more class than that." Levi nuzzled Eren's shoulder as the two sat in Eren's music studio until Carla came and got them for dinner.