The Wolf and The Bat

Phone Troubles

Wednesday brought the promise of faires to the Myth Studs room. Vix came in and started the usual round of 'what we know about.' No one knew SHIT.

"This is going to be a LONG section." Vix sighed. "Alright, fairies avoid human contact." And she continued, so by the end of class, Eren had a general grasp on fairies.

"This is bullshit." Levi said as they left the room.

"You just don't like going over things considered girly."

"Not true." Eren just cocked an eyebrow as he looked at his boyfriend. "I fucking hate going over girly shit. They'd have better luck putting me in a fucking dress."

"But you'd be hot in a dress." Levi glared as Eren started to inspect his nails. "I mean, you've got the stature for it." Levi's eyes narrowed.

"I'm sorry, but last time I checked, I had a dick. And I'm sure you know that as well." Eren's eyes narrowed a little as he glared slightly.

"I've got a dick and I've worn a dress." Levi smirked.

"Yes, and your legs looked amazing. As did your ass." Eren looked away.

"You're thinking that because of the panties."

"True. You should wear them more often." Levi said, slapping Eren's ass slightly, causing said vampire to jump and squeak slightly.

"Levi!" He pouted and the werewolf couldn't help but steal a kiss.

"You're too fucking cute." Eren huffed as they headed to the cafeteria. When they sat down, Armin was smiling broadly.

"So, heard you found out about Eren's piercing kink." The blond said. Eren stuttered as Levi cocked an eyebrow.

"Really now?" He turned to Eren. "And how would he know that?" Eren was blushing.

"W-Well... U-ummm....."

"He was freaking out when he got back to the dorm room." Armin replied. "To be truthful, I'm surprised Hanji didn't tell you about it before hand." Levi cocked an eyebrow again as Eren's hand slammed on the table.

"Thanks for reminding me. What the fuck did you tell her for?" Armin rolled his eyes slightly.

"I thought I already told you that we talked about you two after classes. You know, while we were trying to hook you two up because you're both dense as fuck." Armin sipped some of his juice. "We shared your guy's kinks. I'm sure I already told you that too." By the time he finished, both princes were blushing, the vampire more so.

"I really hate you sometimes." Eren said. Armin just shrugged.

"Yes, but without me, you'd be single, alone in your room, masturbating to the thought of a werewolf and not understanding why." Eren's face proved that there was a shade beyond the red that had previously made itself comfy on his face. "By the way, is he still under 'Wolf Hottie' in your cell?" And then proved that there was a color past that one.

"What the fuck man!"

"Wolf Hottie?" Levi smirked. "Really now?" He slipped Eren's phone from the boy's pocket and started to search through. The vampire didn't notice. "By the looks of things, I'm still 'Wolf Hottie'." And that got Eren' attention.

"What the fuck Levi!" He whined, snatching his phone. Levi ran his hand over the vampire's nape.

"Nothing to be embarrassed by Brat." Eren glared and held his hand out. "What?"

"Phone." Levi cocked an eyebrow.

"Why?"

"You looked through my contacts, it's only fair." Levi rolled his eyes.