"22 Parody" by BartBaKer

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This is the sequel to the I Knew You Trouble video.

Taylor: It feels like the perfect day to torture my ex's and then put on their skin.

Harry: Help me!

Taylor: Shut up Harry. I escaped from the asylum and kiddnapped all of them so I could get my revenge.

Jake: You're sick!

Taylor: Hahahahaha. Yeah! I got Joe Jake John and Kennedy all wrapped in duct tape.

Harry: Bitch give me back my fucking face.

Taylor: Fat chance. Today's the first day of a never ending hell date. It's time.

Joe Jake John and Kennedy: Uh Oh.

Taylor: Now you will all be mine until the end of all time. I will never let you leave.

John: Sombody call the police!

Taylor: You better shut your mouth or I will cut your tounge out.

Jake: Why are you dancing like that?

Taylor: Because I'm a psycopath. Now it's your turn to dance.

Joe: You just shot me in my ass!

Taylor: You should never have dumped me. Now you're all buried. Let's waych Tyler Perry.

Taylor's Ex's Please just kill us.

Taylor: It's Madea Goes To Jail. My favourite movie.

Jake: This proves she's crazy. 

John: It's making my eyes bleed.

Taylor: Yeah! Soon you will all become members of my death cult

Joe: Uh, excuse me?

Taylor: After the murder ritual.

Taylor's Ex's: Oh crap!

Taylor: Then we will spend enternity together below. In hell.

Taylor's Ex's: Uh Oh!

Taylor: All the rumors are true I am Satan.

Taylor's Ex's: Yeah we knew.

Taylor: Now your heads must all come off. Brb I'll get the saw.

Jake: Dude she dropped her cell phone.

John: Pick it up call the po-po

Jake: We'll be dead once they get here. I have a better idea sent!

Taylor: What are you doing?

Taylor's Ex's Uh oh uh oh. We were not doing anything.

Taylor: No matter time to die.

Taylor's Ex's: No no no no.

Taylor: I'll see you in the afterlife...

...

Jesus: Hey Hey! Drop the weapon Miss Swift.

Taylor's Ex's: OMG it's Jesus!

Taylor: How did you find me J.C?

Jesus: I got a text from Jake.G

Jake: We're actually quite close. He likes all my Facebook posts.

Jesus: And he follows me on Twitter. Anyway back to Taylor now. Time to take care of you.

Taylor: I can't move.

Jesus: With this holy water balloon.

Taylor: Get that away from me you fool.

Jesus: Sorry but your time is through... Well my children that's a wrap on that crazy bitch who want to go to the stripclub? Lapdances on me.

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