Parody Lyrics

"What Makes You Beautiful" by Barley Political a.k.a Key Of Awesome

Liam: Look at my face so sweet and pure they let me sing even though I have a stutter. We'e hanin' tough, we punch the air. Cuz like the honeybadger we don't fucking ca-a-re.

Harry: This song was made by a gay computer. We all sing high cuz we're neutered.      

One Direction: Baby we make real bands go home and slit their writs. We are the seventh sign of the Apocalypse. We're running now cuz we don't know where water is. You don't know-o-o. You don't know we're terrible. You thought that boy bands were dead and gone but just like cancer and AIDS we're still going strong. Ten million tween girls and old perverts can't be wrong. Let's all point and run. Pointing and stuff is such fun. Point point. We don't know we're almost done.

Zayn: What's going on? I see your thong. Girl did you that I've got the same on o-o-on? We're on the beach doing a sport. We didn't bring any beach stuff not even shorts.

Niall: Here comes a girl who was paid to be here.

Louis: Let's all split one luke warm beer.

One Direction: Me and my four friends all want you so desperately. Now that I say that out loud it sounds quite creepy. Come back here you're not in danger of pregnancy cuz we don't know-o-ow we don't know what boners are. Now let's do the Na Na part. This is the part where we na na na na. Every hit song needs a na na na na. You'll wake up at night screaming na na na na. My grandmother's nickname is Nana.

Harry: And now I'll point to the place where you make babies. I need somebody to grow old and point with me. I like the fact that we wear the same size Capri's. I don't know-o-ow. I don't know that I'm gay yet.

Louis: Someday he'll come out of the closet. In five years I will O.D on heroine.

Niall: One of us will be the Justin I think it's me.

Zayn: I don't think so bro I will be the Justin one.

Liam: Oh no. You will the fat Fatone.

Zayn: Fuck you!

Harry: I will be in musicals.