"What About Love" by BartBaKer

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Austin Mahone: I- I'm a clone of Beiber wear oversized sneakers and sing into mirrors. And my- my government grew me in a labratory to become the next big teen hearthrob.

Scientist 1: Everything's looking good next we should test out how he performs the hook!

Austin: Now I'm outside, my friends are dancing like tools. See a black guy, and high five him so that I look cool. Chasing a broad acting like I am in love. Singing a song that sounds twenty years old and also my hat is dumb.

Justin Bieber: Who is this scum?

Austin: Why are you walking away? I guess you must be gay, 'cause I'm fucking perfect, bitch.

Girl: No, it's because you look 9, and I hope you realize that this song sounds just like Bye Bye Bye.

Scientist 1: Everyting's looking great, with Austin. 

Scientist 2: Wait, who is that?

Scientist 1: Oh shit it's Justin.

Justin: This needs to stop.

Scientist 2: Crap he found us this is bad.

Justin: You think you're hot, but you dont even wear drop crotch pants

Austin: Justin piss off, I'm the new you kiss my ass

Justin: That's the last straw, I challange you to a swag match

Austin: OK it's on! Swag swag swag swag swag.

Justin: Like Donkey Kong! Swag swag swag swag swag swag swag.

Scientist 2: What the hell is happening?

Scientist 1: Their egos are colliding, it is causing an earthquake we need to deactivate.

NSYNC Member #1: Well well well, look you decided to wake up.

Austin: Hey, you're those four guys from NSYNC nobody remembers.

NSYNC Memeber #2: Yeah that's right. And we don't take kindly to someone stealing our music style you little punk.

Austin: Woah, Woah  guys. Can't we just talk about this?

NSYNC Member #3: I don't think so.

All NSYNC Members: Time to say bye bye bye Mahone.

Austin: No! (screaming) Somebody help me! (screaming)

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