Parody Lyrics

"One Thing" by Barely Political a.k.a Key Of Awesome

Niall: We're impossibly cute

Louis: In tight trousers and suits.

Liam: Tabloids say that we're gay

Zayn: And gay horses eat hay.

Harry: Hay!

Mark: These blokes aren't so bad. Cheeky British lads. Damn this song is mad catchy hey Tod don't you agree?

Tod: Something's wrong with Mark now. Why does he have skinny pink jeans on?

Mark: They're salmon!

Stagia: Cause he's into One Direction now.

Mark: I just like this one song so get off get off get off of my case.

Stagia: Quit staring at that kid's face.

Mark: Look I don't know what the big deal is if I like this one song and the rest of their album. Screw you guys, I got a concert to go to.

Liam: Hey girls for this next tune

Niall: We'll need some help from you.

Zayn: Who knows all of the words?

Mark: Oh! I know them for sure.

Liam: Sorry but you're too old.

Louis: And you just knocked over several kids.

Niall: Maybe he can buy us beer though.

Zayn: And tell us what that one thinng is.

One Direction: Oh! Ok old man come join our boyband.

Mark: Great! When do we run in the sand?

One Direction: Put on this tie and this emo wig and let's do that leg thing.

Mark: Oh! I hate to be a party pooper but this song sounds familiar. Oh wait you guys I know what it is it's I want it that way. Cause I want it that way.

Zayn: Oh no he cracked the code.

Harry: He remembers cause he's old.

Niall: You must die for what you know.

Mark: You've got those wand things.

Tod: You English dicks get off of my friend.

Stagia: You cunts brainwashed my husband.

Tod: Oh! Before you kill us check out this thing.

Harry: Oh god that is disgusting.

Zayn: I don't even want to know what that is.

Liam: I think it's that one thing.

Mark: Thanks Tod and Stagia you saved my life. Why was I into those guys? But there's this other band that I dig. They're called The Wanted. Tod you'd like The Wanted.

Tod: Cool!