Zayn: They finally let us write a song and we won't let them down. We don't know how to write at all so lets just fart around. I'm stroking on this wooden thing and trying to make a sound but I have no ability
Liam: I'm fiddling with these knobs as if I know what they do The bloke who does this job is fat and 42. He can't be on camera because he's not so cute. So I'll just pretend it's me. Roll the music tape. Action
Producer: We've just let these little turds burn tape for 8 hours.
Manager: But that's fine cus simple minds will get it in line for the billionth time. Man love these fruits, and all their little jeans
Louis: I can't go to bed I haven't slept in weeks. When I close me eyes I just hear pre-pubescent shrieks. It's really hard to concentrate while I'm counting sheeps. So I dress like Little Bo Peep...It helps
Harry: For a couple days I dated Taylor Swift. She kicked me to the curb and crossed me off her list. She said she wanted me to help her write another hit and I guess that I kind of did.
Niall: Sometimes when the blokes, have fallen fast asleep I like to place a popsicle between my 2 butt cheeks. The maid is always asking me why I have orange sheets so I pretend I don't speak English.
One Direction: We just sang a bunch of shite as a writing exercise
Zayn: That was fun we're all done. Lets roll tape on a proper one.
Producer: That's a wrap dudes.
Liam: He recorded all those things
Niall: Can we just erase the part about the orange popsicle? I misspoke. It's all a joke that the other blokes put me up to.
Harry: Hey it's my turn to be Little Bo Peep.
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
