Liam: Check out my hair, isn't it cute? I use a really expensive shampoo-o-o. We're throwing rocks and acting tough. Even though we're all wearing tons of make-up.
Harry: Our manager says we have to act straight even though we're all gay.
One Direction: We're at the beach acting like we're hunting for chicks but secrectly what we're looking for is some dick.
Manager: Shut the hell up guys and get back in the closet. They can't know that you are not heteroe.
One Direction: Snorting masalts and jumping in place.
Niall: Look at that hot guy I think we should eat his face.
Guy: Get away from me you psychos I have some mace.
One Direction: Then that blows but that shirt is beautiful.
Guy: No no no. Get lost you drugged up homos.
Zayn: We're playing sports so we seem straight. Our manager says that that's a good way.
Manager: You need the gals for record sales, so you better keep kicking that ball all damn day.
Harry: Oh what's the point everyone can see it. It's obvious we like penis.
One Direction: We are five gayBritish boys skipping in the waves. All we want to do is watch Magic Mike all day.
Harry: Let's all get into the water and masturbate.
Liam: I'm gonna think bout you.
Niall: I'm gonna think about you too.
Manager: God dammit guys please stop being gay. 99% of fans are straight ladies. If they find out your queers our sales will go away.
One Direction: Ok fine we'll save it for another time.
Manager: There's a girl. Go and act like straight guys.
One Direction: na na na na na na na na na
Manager: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.
Harry: Hey girl we're supposed to act like you get us off but looking at you makes our penis's go soft. Oh my gosh I think I see David Hasselhof.
David Hasselhof: Hey there boys it's the Hoff. I've been on this beach since Bewatch. And after watching you all this time I gotta say you boys are looking mighty fine. Why don't we go back to my place and have some wine.
One Direction: Yeah! Let's go that sounds so so magical
Manager: no no no do not go over to his home.
David Hasselhof: Woah woah woah these boys are mine they're beautiful.
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
