Parody Lyrics

"Best Song Ever" by BartBaKer

Hello! This is dedicated to @DirectionTomlinson because she asked me to do this one.

Harry: First you take our worst song yet. Then you dress Zayn up as a chick. You two can play gross exces.

Jonny: I think I should look more Jewish.

Zayn: This video's starting to suck dick. But how can we make it total shit?

One Direction: We are trying to make the worst vid ever. That is why Harry is dressed up like a nerd. 

Harry: What about Liam though he needs a character.

Leeroy: How about a homo choreographer. And I can go oh oh oh and dance like a stereotypical gay.

One Direction: Now let's break stuff.

Liam: Nothing in this video has to do with what we're singing.

Harry: Because it's a cheap promo.

Victoria: It's an advertisement.

Harry: For our horrible new movie.

Harvey: Come on guys we need to make this worse.

Leeroy: Ok but let me kiss Niall first.

One Direction: Now let's all prance down a hallway together. Trash this place for no reason what so ever.

Louis: I'll pee on this girl's desk

Harry: I'll throw her computer.

Random Black Person: What the hell is wrong with you crazy crackers?

Niall: Now I'm in a shopping cart. Did you know I play guitar?

Random Girl: Nobody cares.

Zayn: Flip the table.

Louis: This video is officiously shitty now.

Zayn: But the one thing that we are still missing is a dance.

Workers: No no no!

One Direction: Yeah yeah yeah!

Guy: Please don't dance.

Harry: 1, 2, 1, 2 ,3.

One Direction: Now we are all doing the worst dance ever. It's so bad it's giving that man a seizure.

Niall: Holy crap guys look at that what are those strange creatures?

Alien 1: We are aliens who made the planet Earth. The Human Race was a big experiment. And we're sad to say this video's proven it was a big mistake so we now must end it.

Alien 2: Congrats on fucking your entire planet.

One Direction: Hold on please no no no. We'll stop the video.

Alien 1: It is too late.

One Direction: Oh shit we're screwed.