Liam: Last night we had an orgy, we had an orgy and there were no women allowed. We all woke up together, woke up together.
Harry: My butt is kind of hurting now.
Zayn: Hey! Do you like my new hairdo?
Harry: Oh my gosh it's really cute.
Zayn: I did my nails too.
Harry: Cool!
Random Girl: Do any of you wanna screw?
Harry: Oh God no honey we're cool.
One Direction: We like dudes! All these ladies ladies ladies but we don't want none. We'd rather jump on each other and slap our bums.
Harry: Oh no those hot chicks want our nuts we'd better run.
Louis: Hey look it's Simon!
Simon Cowell: Whose up for a tongue?
Zayn: We don't know what we're doing, or what we're saying 'cause we don't write our own music.
Harry: We do what Simon tells us, or else he belts us.
Simon: You are my five sexy puppets.
Niall: No! We can't even really sing. We use this computer thing.
Simon: It's Auto-tune.
One Direction: We have no control over anything that we do. We signed our lives away and now we'e mindless fools.
Louis: Hey Guys let's all get married in that kiddy pool.
One Direction: Yeah that sounds real sweet.
Simon: I will be the priest... I now pronounce you husband, husband, husband, husband and husband, you may rub your nipples.
Zayn: Hey boys now that we are all officially married. Tonight!
Louis: We don't have reverse.
Harry: Now lets all take off our shirts.
One Direction: We're half naked naked naked and it's so much fun. After we splash around we're gonna all make love.
Niall: Hey guys what's up with Zayn he looks completely stunned.
Harry: What's wrong with you Hun?
Zayn: I drank too much cum.
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
