Deep Voiced Dude (dunno his name): Her name's Miley she started on Disney. Used to be so innocent and so sweet but now all she wants to do is party. Put in fake gold teeth and act really trashy.
Miley: This song is to let everybody know I'm totally out of control and I try to pick up more black fans by acting ratchet and shaking my ass. Tweeting skanky pics everyday. Check out my va-jay-jay and I'm gonna twerk all night all I need is my crack pipe. Alright! So la da di da di. Who has some molly? Give it to Miley because I really love drugs.
Miley Fan #1: Miley's so cool.
Miley Fan #2: Let's do drugs too.
Miley: I am desperate for attention that is why I made this video acting like a classless sex crazed ho. I was country now I'm slutty. If it wasn't my daddy I'd be flipping burgers at Wendy's. yea yea
Deep Voiced Dude: Her name's Miley and she got a haircut. Now she looks like Ellen DeGeneres. She's having an identity crisis. Hannah Montanna must have really messed her up.
Miley: With my homegirls shaking my fat ass.
Black Lady: We are not your homegirls and yo ass flat. I mean c'mon your a rich white chick. This whole urban act is obnoxious and racist.
Miley: This is Liam Hemsworth my fiance.
Liam Hemsworth: Honey please stop acting like a drunk skank.
Miley: I am so high and horny gonna make out with a barbie. So la da di di dum. I stick out my tongue more than anyone because I think it looks hot.
People In Pool: No it does not! Goddamnit stop!
Liam: This is softcore internet porn.
Miley Cyrus: Shut up Liam and pour me more wine.
Liam: Who the hell invited Amanda Bynes?
Amanda Bynes: You're all ugly compared to me epicially Miley and Drake.
Miley: At least I'm not a bipolar twitter whore fake.
Amanda: You Skank!
Deep Voiced Dude: Oh snap Amanda just tackled Miley. Now those crazy bitches are wrestling. This is one extremly messed up party. Oh shit Miley just ripped out Amanda's pircings. god help us now they're both twerkin' and both of their moths started foamin'. looks like tehy did way too much heroin. I am done narratin' this is too disgusting.
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HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
