Zayn: Oh I'm just gonna pretend that I'm riding this bike to make all you teen girls wet with delight. Do you feel that downstairs, that downstairs, that's us taking your dad's cash.
Harry: Oh i know i know that this looks kinda strange, but I just feel right when I'm rubbing on Zayn. Please don't tell Taylor Swift, she'd get pissed even though I dumped that bitch.
Liam: Guys this is bullshit. Why do I have to ride this.
Simon Cowell: It's your punishment.
Liam: For what?
Simon: For shaving your head.
Harry: Now let's all go
One Direction: to prison so we can dance with locked up men. And then we can pretend that we play insruments by posing with them in stupid pics.
Harry: Why don't we take off all our clothes and play a game of drop the soap
Other Boys: Hell yeah!
Simon: I will take the photographs.
One Direction: Let us drop our pants
Harry: And these five soap bars.
Zayn: oh maybe maybe if we all pretend we can ski, it'll make this video less crappy. This is ridiculous -diculous who is directing this shit?
Niall: Oh I'm the only Irish guy singing in this song. Tha't why I dance like a gay leprechaun. Also I play guitar play guitar Did you know I play guitar?
Liam: Oh holy crap. Taylor Swift is on our ass. She's got a gat.
Zayn: She's gonna kill Harry and then write
Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall: A hit song about how you did her so wrong.
Taylor Swift: *sobbing* I knew you were trouble Harry. Can't you see you belong with me?
Harry: Hey maybe I can kill the bitch using my secret nipple trick
Liam and Zayn: Go for it!
Taylor: Oh My God what the hell is that?
Simon, Louis and Niall: He just made her crash
Harry: With My four nipples
One Direction: Harry has four nipples. Harry has four nipples. They made Taylor drive off the road.
Louis: To celebrate let's all dress up as
One Direction: Seamen. Because we all love semen.
Niall: We mean jizz.
Louis: I'm gonna give Harry a french kiss.
Zayn: I am gonna suck my own dick.
One Direction: Taylor was just a cover up
Harry: To hide the fact I like amn butt.
Taylor: What did you say?
One Direction: How the hell is she still alive?
Taylor: I will never die. Now let me kill you.
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