Zayn: This song was designed to make you feel lovely by pointing out the flaws on your fat body. And pretending that we love them to make you feel pretty but clearly you're ugly.
Fat Girl: Wait, what?
Liam: You know nobody loves those gross wrinkles by your eyes your huge thighs are hideous and your stomach's super sized. You have to buy two seats on airlines whenever you fly but that's why you're special to me.
Fat Girl: Urhh wait this is starting to get a little weird.
One Direction: Your big double chin and stretch marks make you stand out.
Niall: I play guitar.
One Direction: Yes it's true, that's you. You are huge and look like a dude, but that's why we love.
Fat Girl: You really love me?
One Direction: Did we metion that you're fat?
Louis: Hey can I sing about Harry for a second?
Harry: Sure.
Louis: I know everything about my pal Harry like how he has a mole on the shaft of his meat and those daily masturbation that we do so secretly are what make my life complete.
Harry: Back to the things we like about that fat ape. Both of your nipples look like pancakes. Your bush hair is huge like Don King's dew but your perfect to me.
Fat Girl: Um I'm confused.
One Direction: What we're basically saying is your hideous. You have zits, hairy tits, and your lips smell like bad fish but we love that gross shit.
Zayn: We're not talking about the lips on your mouth.
Harry: Who wants to suck my dick?
Justin Biebur: I will never say never!
Harry: What the hell Justin this isn't your fucking video!
Justin: Well I was just answering the question dog.
Harry: *Phhhh* I got Louis for that
Louis: Yaeh. Arh!
Justin: Screw you guys.
Louis: Oops I let your little thing slip out of my mouth. I'm sorry.
Harry: No don't be, it's tiny.
Louis: Hey same with me
Zayn: And me
Niall: And me.
Liam: And me.
One Direction: We all have little things.
Niall: Ok great, guys wait, c-could you help me out cause I have these guitars here. I'm kinda stuck here with these guitars. *sigh* ok.
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
