Harry: Steal an anthem from 'The Who'
Liam: Who?
Harry: Take Tenacious D's old concept
Louis: Swipe a character from Cruise. Little girls won't know the difference.
Zayn: We can't write or dance or play or sing but we're pretty good at modeling.
One Direction: Here's a half ass track that we slapped together. If you just hit mute it'll sound much better. We'd write our own songs but we can't do better. If we just stay cute we can sing whatever.
Niall: I could go blah blah blah.
Zayn: I can go *fart fart fart*
One Direction: We could go *Burp*
Fangirl: Oh my god I can taste it.
Director: Don't forget to do guy stuff.
Niall: Like football?
Director: No, piggyback leapfrog and grab ass. I'll show you.
Liam: Help me trash this lady's desk.
Blonde Worker: I just work here wha?
Zayn: Throwing papers is so bad-ass.
Blonde Worker: Hey why do you have to mess with me? As if this job we're already shitty.
One Direction: 'Cause they make us play like we are rebellious. We can't be bossed around at least that's what they tell us. We're really just a bunch of polite young fellas. If we disobey them they're gonna geld us. And make us go oh oh oh. And make us go E e e. While they touch our butt holes.
Director: Wooooo!
Louis: You know , you know, I know, I know
Liam: Louis's finally lost it.
Louis: Hee haw, see saw, EEEEAW!
Director: Hey let's grab his wallet.
Brunette Worker: What the F? You little bitches wrecked my desk. You better clean up this mess or we're gonna kick your ass.
One Direction: Trying to be bad-ass was a failed endeavor.
Harry: I bet we could take them if we worked together.
One Direction: We're running out of words we can rhyme with ever.
Key Of Awesome Team: This might be our last 1D parody ever.
Justin Biebur: But like the great Justin Biebur said 'Never Say Never'
Mark Douglas: Alright enough! I'm sick of this boyband crap. Cut. Do the logo thing.
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
