"Wrecking Ball" by BartBaKer

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Miley Cyrus: Remember when I was a ten and did not look like a guy? MY hair was long I had clothes on but now I get nude and cry. Since the VMA's all the people say I am a total skank. Grinded Robin Thice made the whole crowd sick especially the Smith's. I'm basically a wrecking ball for the youth of America. All I want is to branwash them all with my massive nipples under my tee.

Miley Cyrus Fans: We must be like Miley.

Miley: Now watch me ride a ball and try to make a seductive face. But creppily I totally look just like Nicolas Cage. Time for me to lick this hammer like it's a big metal penis. I'll lick anything for more attention this condom looks delish.

Steve-O: I've been lokking for this! Ah! Put some god damn clothes on you sicko!

Miley: I'm naked on a wrecking ball showing off my pale boobs and butt. Now I'm dry humping a broken wall. I went from Disney to twerk crazed and skanky. I need to get therapy.

Ron Jememy: Excuse me I'm here for the porn. Bend over girl let's make this quick.

Miley: What do you mean? This is not porn.

Ron: Then why the hell are you naked?

Miley: Because I'm a wannabe whore who sluts it up to get more veiws.

Ron: So that mean we don't have to screw? Thank God!

Miley: Excuse me!

Ron: You are too dirty for Ron Jeremy sorry sweetie it's true.

Miley: I ruined a beautiful song with a disgusting video

Constrution worker #1: Ok this has gotten way too long! You need to get off of our construction site

Construction Worker #2: How do you expect us to work with a crazy anorexic chick swinging naked from our equiptment?

Construction Worker #1: And licking and humping everything she sees.

Miley: Sorry but I'm not leaving.

Construction Worker #2: Oh no, now she is twerking

Both Constuction Workers: Dear God, just kill us now please!

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