Lady Gaga: Remember when I used to not totally suck? My songs and videos were not pretentious and fucked up. But then I lost my damn mind now I am in a bird cage. I've gone completely mad I'm totally bat shit insane. I combined art and pop and made a flop. Don't let your children watch this it will scare the poor things shit-less. I need attention constantly.
Miley Cyrus: Same with me
Amanda Bynes: And me
Justin Bieber: And me, swag
Lady Gaga: I've covered myself in blood I've worn a meat dress. I even convinced the world I had a penis. My whole career is built on horrible gimmicks instead of focusing on making good music. All of the stuff I do is for the fame. Like making a whole CD exploiting the gays. I think I'm God's gift to the Human Race. Now watch smear random shit all over my face. I try way too hard to be seen as artistic. But it just makes me seem like a pathetic narcissist. One second I'm a women suddenly I am a swan. You have no freakin' idea how many drugs I am on. A lot. I am the definition of egotistic.
Random Dude: She's right I just looked up and it shows her pic.
Lady Gaga: I'm so conceited and smug I eat my own shit then I wash it down with a glass of Gaga piss. Everyone clap for me. Yes that is it! Now you're all under my spell I am a fame witch.
People Clapping: Gaga you're amazing. A true genius and nothing you do is dumb and pointless.
Lady Gaga: Yes it's working. I'm transforming into a true fame monster. Soon I will rule all the Earth.
Another Random Dude: Hey look isn't that Madonna?
Madonna: Gaga is just a fraud hold your applause. She is just trying to be the new version of me clearly. I was the first attention whore now it's time to end this war! Look at my magical jugs they'll set you free. Stop giving Gaga your love save it for me.
Lady Gaga: Don't listen to Madonna keep on clapping.
The First Random Dude: Actually we've had enough you're getting boring.
Madonna: The whole world's sick of you check this headline.
Random Girl: You're last tweet was retweeted only 4 times.
Madonna: Sorry Gaga, you're through.
Lady Gaga: No this can't be! Please I'm begging all you, do not ignore me! Oh no, what's happening?!
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Parody Lyrics
HumorLyrics to parodies on the internet (mainly BartBaKer). Warning: some parodies include swearing, sexual references, drug references and violence. If you have a parody that you would like me to type lyrics for please message me and I will dedicate yo...
