Aries: Rips out a persons hair when they see it's more on fleek then theirs
Taurus: Stares at ants as they pass by to see what they're gonna do and then kills them
Gemini: Puts a McDonald's happy meal bag on their head to see what it's like being a Mcnugget
Cancer: Calls their whores in the middle of the night to perform sacrificial satan rituals
Leo: Grabs chloroform when the pizza man arrives so they can take both the pizza and the man for free.
Virgo: Burns their book with a flamethrower when their notp becomes Canon in it.
Libra: Plucks out their friends eyebrows so Libra's eyebrows will get more baes than their friend
Scorpio: knocks their friend unconscious with a toilet because they didn't put down the seat
Sagittarius: Eats all your food and then asks for more
Capricorn: Camps out in your backyard with a shovel so they can do things to you when the time is right
Aquarius: Gets a Ouija board to try and contact the dead aliens and see if they can join their clan
Pisces: Rips a stop sign off the road and uses it as a bat to beat you with when you turned their cartoons off
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
