Things The Signs Do

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Aries: Rips out a persons hair when they see it's more on fleek then theirs

Taurus: Stares at ants as they pass by to see what they're gonna do and then kills them

Gemini: Puts a McDonald's happy meal bag on their head to see what it's like being a Mcnugget

Cancer: Calls their whores in the middle of the night to perform sacrificial satan rituals

Leo: Grabs chloroform when the pizza man arrives so they can take both the pizza and the man for free.

Virgo: Burns their book with a flamethrower when their notp becomes Canon in it.

Libra: Plucks out their friends eyebrows so Libra's eyebrows will get more baes than their friend

Scorpio: knocks their friend unconscious with a toilet because they didn't put down the seat

Sagittarius: Eats all your food and then asks for more

Capricorn: Camps out in your backyard with a shovel so they can do things to you when the time is right

Aquarius: Gets a Ouija board to try and contact the dead aliens and see if they can join their clan

Pisces: Rips a stop sign off the road and uses it as a bat to beat you with when you turned their cartoons off

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