Aries: Get the knife.
Taurus: Ooh, guests!
Gemini: *hides pistol behind them and puts on a smile*
Cancer: *starts freaking out, crying, looking through the blinds*
Leo: Let's fuck 'em UP me 😂
Virgo: I knew I shouldn't have trusted that "FreeTV4Free"site.
Libra: Everything's probably okay. I'll take my chances.
Scorpio: BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK ARF ARF ARF GRRRRR
Sagittarius: *walks through back door, never comes back*
Capricorn: *Jumps out nearest window and runs to neighbours*
Aquarius: *opens door, runs away, leaves walkie talkie next to door* Yes what do you want
Pisces: *just doesn't answer door*
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
