Aries: Eats so fast they usually choke at least 3 times
Taurus: Will use you as a table
Gemini: Procrastinates by eating
Cancer: Nom Nom on the Goodies
Leo: Sells their soul for chicken wings
Virgo: Forces people to make their food because they're too lazy to make their own
Libra: Has cravings all day but when they get the craved food they already want something else
Scorpio: Complains non stop until you feed them. Doesn't make their own food
Sagittarius: Eats snacks 24/7, even when dinner is being made
Capricorn: Has picky tastes but will eat anything when hungry
Aquarius: Will tear off a limb if asked to share
Pisces: WHY DOES EVERYTHING HEALTHY TASTE NASTY
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
