Merry Christmas or happy holidays to everyone!!!!!! :)
Aries: Ripping open presents with the strength of Hercules
Taurus: Eating the Christmas cookies that were supposed to be for Santa
Gemini: "Hoe hoe hoe merry bitches everyone"
Cancer: Goes out to a fancy place to celebrate
Leo: Puts a Christmas bow on their head and takes a nap under their tree so in the morning people can see they are the present that everyone wishes for
Virgo: Has a small celebration with close friends and watches Christmas movies all night
Libra: "Wasn't it Halloween like four days ago???????"
Scorpio: Gets dragged by their friends to celebrate even though they'd rather hybernate in their room all night
Sagittarius: Christmas carols around their neighborhood
Capricorn: Isn't much of party person or a people person for that matter so they stay home and do little stuff
Aquarius: Holds a huge party for everyone and sings jingle bells really horribly while they get drunk of eggnog
Pisces: Has Santa attire on and is handing out gifts to everyone while spreading their Christmas cheer everywhere
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
