Aries: screams at you to get off their lawn
Taurus: has no idea how they lived this long
Gemini: talks shit about the other grandmas
Cancer: bakes you chocolate chip cookies
Leo: crazy cat lady Yessss I want this to be me
Virgo: afraid of teenage hooligans
Libra: currently on match.com
Scorpio: uses their knitting needles as weapons
Sagittarius: has jokes that can make a stripper blush
Capricorn: wise sensei ninja warriors
Aquarius: goes to bed at 7pm
Pisces: think emojis is a band
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
