Zodiac Signs: Book 2

What The Signs Do When You Don't Text Back

Aries: *breaks phone in half* *breaks you in half*

Taurus: They don't realise that you've stopped answering and just keep texting the conversation as normal

Gemini: They make a complicated evil plan involving two goats, a scalpel and a strawberry cheesecake that will destroy you and you're first born, but the moment you text back they forget all about it

Cancer: Thinks you hate them and start quoting miserable Shakespeare lines to try and null the pain of your betrayal

Leo: Flicks their hair (even if they have none) and moves on to the next victim- I mean friend :)

Virgo: Assumes that their phone is broken and throws it at a wall

Libra: Just calls you, what's the big deal?

Scorpio: Does not compute. No one has ever not texted back. What is this.

Sagittarius: Keeps texting you with wild guesses of why you're not answering that become more and more unrealistic

Capricorn: They didn't even expect you to text back anyway

Aquarius: Blames the government

Pisces: *screams internally* *someone tells them to shut up* *turns out they were screaming externally*