Zodiac Signs: Book 2

Bad Poetry For The Signs

Aries: you burn a fire inside me,

cause you're the one who makes me tea,

make that kettle nice and hot,

drop it low and break a pot.

Taurus: you remind me of a tree,

always rough and covered with the love of a flea,

you remind me of my dad,

expect for the fact that you spank me when i'm bad ;)

Gemini: i like to play jump rope, preferably double dutch

a rope for each of your personalities,

i broke my leg playing, but you're like a crutch,

i still love you even though you cause so many brutalities.

Cancer: roses are red,

chivalry is dead,

along with I ,

but your presence raises me up like the crust of a pie,

Leo: rawr means i love you in dinosaur,

come to my house and I'll let you score,

when we play the Wii,

because i know you'll be mad if you don't beat me. I have reached a new level of enlightenment after reading this, I am changed.

Virgo: you wash the dishes,

i clean the fishes,

my wish came true,

when life brought me to you,

Libra: you bring balance to my life,

like a scale resting on knife,

please don't pick up that knife,

don't stab me and end my life.

Scorpio: if you stabbed me, i'd say thanks,

if you wanted to rob someone, i'd drive to the banks,

because you are the one,

not the two, but the one.

Sagittarius: adventure is your middle name,

breaking hearts is your game,

is this making you cringe?

well my hair has a fringe.

Capricorn: very organized and put together,

I can count on you no matter the weather,

rain or snow,

you always know where to go.

Aquarius: you carry the agua,

take me to Nicaragua,

where they speak a lot of Spanish,

sometimes it seems you just vanish.

Pisces: time to watch the news?

more like time to take a snooze,

be in touch with yourself,

and always focus on your health.