The Signs As Bad Fanfic Writers

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Aries: turned off spell check and never looked back

Taurus: "lol fuck canon" since mostly all my otps aren't canon I actually love these fanfic writers

Gemini: would actually be a pretty good writer if they would stop calling characters by their hair color all the damn time

Cancer: can't imagine a fanfiction where they write their favorite character shagging anyone but their OC

Leo: three words: Throbbing Meat Wand wtf huh I have never actually read that in a fanfic before

Vigro: can't describe anything without writing at least 30 fucking adjectives for the same thing in front of it

Libra: "Ohayo, Snape Sensei," Harry-kun said blushing, "You are looking Sugoi today, desu."

Scorpio: solely responsible for their fandom's Auschwitz AU

Sagittarius: "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears"

Capricorn: has written 10 different fanfics about their most hated character dying within the past month

Aquarius: writes the most anatomically impossible sex you've ever seen

Pisces: "hi this is my first fic sorry i suck at summaries hope you enjoy"

Question timez: what's the most horrible thing you have ever read in a fanfic?

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