Aries: Tries to sneak a pack of condoms into Capricorn's shopping basket; gets their wrist slapped by Capricorn
Taurus: Fills the communal shopping cart with every junk food item known to man
Gemini: Grabs a donut from the bakery aisle and eats it with no intention of paying for it
Cancer: Checking off household necessities from their shopping list to make sure everyone has what they need
Leo: Trying to find the biggest chicken they can for Sunday dinner; picks each chicken up and talks to it as if it is alive, making the butcher laugh and give them the biggest chicken for free.
I love chicken 👏 yes
Virgo: Looks at Taurus with disgust; "No chips! Everytime someone brings chips into that house I have to clean little tiny pieces of chip out of the couch and carpet for days! No more!"
Libra: "Maybe we should get less junk food and more fresh fruit and vegetables. Everyone is chipping in, so we should make the buying fair and get things to cook for everyone."
Scorpio: Perusing the razor section, even though they have brand new razors at home..
Sagittarius: Gives Libra a death stare; "Don't you dare utter another word. Honey buns are life. Put them back in the cart!"
Capricorn: Decides to save money and hassle by getting their own separate groceries; slaps Aries for trying to sneak condoms in; "Pay for your own sexual habits!"
Aquarius: Riding a shopping cart like a little kid
Pisces: Printed out every coupon available to man the night before so that they don't have to contribute financially
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
