Aries: delete your life
Taurus: yawns and scrolls past
Gemini: pretends not to care but is secretly and slightly heartbroken.
Cancer: oh look, another post that doesn't give a shit about cancer
Leo: lmao fuck you
Virgo: gasps and shows friend, tweets about it, writes status, starts funding campaign for under appreciated virgo's and takes it to obama
Libra: cracks neck, gets ready to write a rant post
Scorpio: what kind of stupid fucking blog is this
Sagittarius: why do i even go on here
Capricorn: i practically raised you and you betrayed me
Aquarius: no.
Pisces: miley, wot's good?
If I ever forget your sign in a chapter I made yell at me in the comments to make sure I put it
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~