Aries: *has spaghetti and keeps tossing the meatballs at Leo and other customers in the restaurant* BOMBS AWAYYYYYYY
Taurus: *Eating under the table to avoid the madness*
Gemini: Gem Twin 1- Crazy little shits *using a plate as a shield* Gem Twin 2- ARIES I SWEAR TO ALL THINGS GOOD I WILL SHOVE THIS GARLIC SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YO-*Cap shoves a piece of bread into Gem 2's eyes*
Cancer: SHIT OH FUCK OH SHITTING FRICK FUCK *running to the bathroom to hide-is hit with one of Aries meatballs* GOSH DAMNIT IM DOWN AWHDFNFIDN
Leo: *Using all of the silverware as weapons* PREPARE TO DIE BITCHES! *Throws knives everywhere*
Heheeheheehehehheheh
Virgo: *Trying to calm everyone down and talk to the manager so they don't call the cops*
Libra: *Gets caught by Leo's knives* THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE GO TO A FANCY RESTAURANT YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!
Scorpio: *Sitting at the table eating their soup* Well this is interesting.
Sagittarius: *Trying to find a way out for themselves and Aquarius since Pisces blocked the exits*
Capricorn: *Shoving bread into Gem 2's eyes along with the customers eyes* MEAHAHAHAHAHSHRNRIGRN *COUGHING* Geez that hurt.
Aquarius: *Helping Sag try to find an exit*
Pisces: *Helping Aries by blocking all the doors and exits* FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCHES
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Zodiac Signs: Book 2
RandomHere's the second installment of my zodiac signs book. More crazy and weird Shit to be had and experienced in book 2. ~* Some are from tumblr and some I made up by myself *~
