Chapter: Halloween and Other Drugs
Author: Axel Otto
Halloween is my favorite American holiday. The candy, the booze, the girls. Damn, just thinking about it gets me all warm and fuzzy.
Halloween of 2007, my first one in America, was no exception. Tuck and I went as superheroes, so I got to wear this mask that made me look super sexy. I had a big-titted, blonde version of Pocahontas on my lap for a good portion of the night, and my thoughts hadn't strayed from her or alcohol all evening. Until Tuck and I went to bed.
We drunkenly established our label as best friends, and I remember smiling as I fell asleep. But then, something else kinda weird happened. I remember not thinking much of it, barely even remember it in the morning, but before each of us drifted off to sleep, Tuck scooted his chest against my back and pulled me close to him. I didn't mind it, and I was obscenely drunk anyway, so I settled into his grip and felt myself drift off to sleep right as his hand slipped into my boxers.
He didn't do anything. His fingers just kind of rested on the plunging V-line that led to my crotch. I remember thinking, "well that's kind of a weird place for Tuck to put his hand," but he was practically snoring and I couldn't keep my eyes open, so I didn't think anything of it, almost until right now. That was the first time Tuck's hands went in my boxers, but it wasn't going to be the last.
I mean hey, what else are best friends for?
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As Told By Tuck & Axel
General FictionThis is the story of Axel and Tuck: a tale of debauchery, douchebaggery, felony, and plain stupidity. It is a tale written by two best friends with nothing better to do with their law degree than write the story of their anything-but-monotonous life...
